The Head O State: Obama Sex Toy

Ever since the election ended, companies have been trying to cash in on the Obama phenomenon. We’ve seen Obama soap, special edition comic books, trading cards and damn near everything in between. It’s to the point that a friend recently commented: “we don’t need a stimulus plan, Obama IS the stimulus plan!” Yet, despite all of the cashing-in going on, I’m sure no one was prepared for the arrival of an Obama sex toy.

Known as the “Head O State” its 7 1/2″ inches of (molded rubber) Obama cock, complete with a pair of presidential balls at its base. It comes in blue or gold and shaped to look like an overly happy president standing at attention. One can only imagine what the First Lady will think once she gets word of this… Perhaps you remember that recent incident involving the First Lady and Ty Inc., the company that named some dolls after her daughters?

I was prepared to write a nice long post examining the racial implications of this dildo, but then I discovered Obama is NOT the first president (or even presidential candidate) to be turned into a sex toy. Aparently he’s just part of a long, if somewhat hidden tradition. So go ahead and enjoy your stimulus package America!

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